So I was an intern for The Simpsons, and Matt Groening asked me to go and watch the latest episode. So we sat down and watched the tape. The video started with a disturbingingly hyper-realistic Marge shouting "I am sick of all of you. We are putting a stove right here, and that is final !".
"Marge, you are drunk." said Lisa. "Please stop what you are doing. This is a fire hazard."
"Let's move the newspaper stacks out of the way, first, Marge." said Homer. Homer didn't have any eyes. "Here, Marge, drink some coffee." said Homer.
Marge let out a disturbing hyper-realistic screech and said "I hate coffee." It then faded to black and then showed what was happening. The basement was on fire. The fire was hyper-realistic. Creepy hyper-realistic music was in the background. Homer was standing on some crates. You could only see his shadow. Lisa was naked, hyper realistically defecating. Marge was on fire, and doing weird movements.
"Hello, there." said a blue teapot. "My name is Teapotsenmen." said the Teapot. "What's yours ?"
"You've known me for a long time." said a green teapot with two spouts. "My name is Potsandpots, and we're playing videogames. We've moved into this lovely new house, haven't we, Teapotsenman ?"
"Jesus dosen't like you Potsandpots." said the blue teapot."
The video ended there.